- Department
- Cosmetics
- Predation Index
- PI-12
- First Circulation
- 3 April 2006
- Issuer
- Bethesda Softworks
- Origin
- The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
- Catalogue Value
- $2.50
- Bronze—
- Verdigris—
- Blued Steel—
- Silver—
- Gold—
- Proof—
The Horse Armor
Cosmetic — Non-Functional Adornment · Issued by Bethesda Softworks
The specimen from which the entire discipline descends.
Offered for two dollars and fifty cents, a decorative barding for the player's steed that conferred no measurable advantage, the Horse Armor is regarded by the museum as the type specimen of the paid cosmetic. It was met, upon circulation, with near-universal derision.
The derision is instructive, for it did not last. Within a decade the arrangement it introduced — a completed work, sold again in fragments — had become the settled economic foundation of the medium. The specimen is displayed here not as an aberration but as an origin.
The remainder of this placard is reserved for the museum’s patrons. Your contribution of $2.00 ensures the continued preservation of this exhibit.
Provenance
- First circulation via the Xbox Live Marketplace.
- Widespread public ridicule; the object becomes a byword.
- Reappraised as foundational. Accessioned by the museum.